THE INITIATION

TRIVIALITIES
It’s the execution of routine small small things that weigh heavily on your psyche here. For eg. The simple art of shitting becomes a herculean task if you are going to skip the tissues and opt for wet moping.Since the toilet is fully carpeted, fit for sleeping, the basics works out to keep the carpet from any drop of water and no.2 to keep the water temp mild warm to protect your lovely ass.There are infact two taps letting out very hot and very cold water. The skill lies in adjusting the two taps that saps your energy and time and by the time you adjust the temp you would have forgotten what you are supposed to do, I mean shitting.The anxiety is overwhelming and the shit travels northwards.
The fear factor comes to play once you enter the sacred place. The ass goes bersek at the thought of coming to contact with a freezing porcelane surface.Once the task is accomplished,you have to tackle the two taps alternatively and get a thin stream of optimally heated water and the suitable mixture is then fed in to a plastic mug procured from shyam after much persuasion ranging to threat[cruelty to the aged and infirm etc etc].The crucial matter you will have to consider now is not a’ drop’ on the carpet. After filling the mug,see that you empty a little fluid for easy maneuverability. The next step is going to test your skills,transferring the filled mug with your right hand from the taps to just above your ass in a smooth arc and slowly emptying it, with the left hand doing its job methodically,and the wet mopping should be over before the mug empties.If not you will have to redo the whole process of reheating and filling.Now ensure that there is no film of water over your ass,or else it would freeze to a solid film,making you unable to rise at all.So beware you won’t be able to concentrate on the London times sheet in your hand.
I will have some nice tips for you on how to take a bath later.